Here Is The Story of Noah's Ark:

Noah's Ark - The Story of Noah and the Lord Versus the Government, et al:
As Compiled by many sources, Mostly Added To and Completely Redone By:
The Famous Encantoman


















The story below is quite lengthy but very very funny and well worth the time reading.

Here is the modern version of Noah's Ark:

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Noah's Ark Bumper Stickers:

HOW AM I BOATING? CALL
1-800-ISHOULDHAVELISTENEDTONOAH

IF YOU CAN READ THIS,
THANK YOUR SWIM TEACHER

GOT LAND?

GOD'S CHILDREN ARE NOT PERFECT
BUT WE'RE AFLOAT

TWO OF EVERY KIND
OF ANIMALS ON BOARD

GOD .... THE ORIGINAL
PROMISE KEEPER

NOAH’S Wisdom:

All I really need to know about Life, I learned from Noah's Ark:
(1) Don't miss the boat.
(2) Don't forget we're all in the same boat.
(3) Plan ahead-it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
(4) Stay fit-when you're 600 years old someone might ask you to do something really big.
(5) Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done.
(6) For safety's sake travel in pairs.
(7) Two heads are better than one.
(8) Build your future on high ground.
(9) Speed isn't always an advantage, after all, the snails were on the same ark with the cheetahs.
(10) When you're stressed, float awhile.
(11) Remember the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.
(12) Remember that the woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.

Was there an Ark?

Video: Bill Cosby- Noah's Ark